ADVISORY

(Thanks to judi)

Comments

[the cheez-its nazi]

Way to make the bastards suffer! No Cheez-its for you!

[GJ]

Judi, what did you do??

[Jim]

Nine days later and this incident might have become something akin to an Arlo Guthrie song.

[The ghost of FDR]

A day that shall live in Cheez-its history!

[man tom]

Also,

Caution X-Ray

Which is the same thing as,

Caution

Radiation

Also if you attempt to enter with any food distributed by this company, you may be asked to show a valid FL Driver's license at the door. Please take appropriate precautions to not poke anyone's optic cups out should you have Lays potato chips in the cafeteria!

Oh, and don't flush anything down the toilet except the toilet paper.

[Out of Cheez-its]

In the ensuing confusing I lost my poor meatball as it rolled off the table and onto the floor, and then my poor meatball, it rolled out the door. Have you seen it? TEXT-I812

[MOTW]

Hi, judi! Are there any details forthcoming about this alleged Cheez-Its Incident?

[Clankie]

We might have known this would happen sooner or later.

[wiredog]

*Sigh*
Again?

[George Costanza]

Did the Cheez-its incident occur on top of the cafeteria table? A copy machine? An office desk?

Take the 5th judi! Don't admit anything!!!

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

The ugly face of snack racism or "snacism" appears.

Cheez-its are not inferior to other snacks. They want the same things other snacks want. Equality in the cafeteria and in normal food life.

The constant call of "Hey, CHEEZEY!!!" is terrible.
Segregation of snacks is the first step toward other discrimination.

Next to fall will be...DESERTS!

[wanderer2575]

All right, Dave, out with it. What did you do?

[Calvin]

Shoot, this was nothing compared to the noodle incident.

[Ron G in WA]

Well at least some folks somewhere are safe from the possibility of eating Cheez-Its. Nasty little things. :P

Though one still wonders what the great Cheez-It Incident was that brought about this happy state of affairs.

[Jeff Meyerson]

I saw Nic Cage in The Cheez-Its Incident.

Tasty.

[Pullet Surprise]

Announcement to all employees and blog posters: Regarding the stern notice about the Cheez-its incident on November 14, your comments to, about, regarding, or directed at or to judi: she does not work here anymore. She was fired. She has not been employed here since January 2023. Please direct any future comments to Walter. Due to the confusion resulting from this notification, this issue will be discussed at the next employee meeting scheduled for December 2025.

The Management

[Judi is innocent, Free Judi]

Just because she doesn't work there any more, doesn't mean she can't enjoy the occasional Cheese-its imbroglio.

[man tom]

The date of the incident, November 14th, takes into consideration incurred allowances for time dilation.

NO GUBS ALLOWED

[Ghost of Charlton Heston]

You can have my Cheez-its when you pry them from my cold, dead, yellow, fingers.

[wanderer2575]

Is this related to "The Noodle Incident" in Calvin and Hobbes?

[vee]

Just so long as they leave my Cheetos alone.

[Zaphod]

This blog is THE BEST!