Dave Barry's Blog

CSI: VASTOGIRARDI

Months of Punctured Tire Incidents Revealed to Be Work of Dog Suffering from Gingivitis

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CSI: GENOA

Unusual Number of Bald, Beardless Men Going into Barbershop Leads to Drug Bust

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

THIS JUST IN

A prisoner who escaped from the surgical ward of Bang Lamung Hospital after undergoing surgery for a penis infection on Saturday has been recaptured, the Department of Corrections announced on Sunday.

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

One-armed baboon escapes northern Ontario home, bites local resident

(Thanks to The Perts)

DEPENDS ON WHO GOT STUNG

Should you pee on a Man-o-war sting?

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN CANADIAN SPORTS

Canadian cyclist rides nearly 81 miles hands-free

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN SPORTS

A poop pep talk from Cowboys QB Dak Prescott.

(Thanks to Fred Preller)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE LISTERINE

Chinese garlic is a national security risk, says US senator

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

JUST IN TIME FOR HOLIDAY GIFTING

Scientists have developed mini virtual reality goggles for MICE

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w and Ron T)