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December 07, 2023

CHANUKAH

Have a happy one!

SO IT WAS A SPOTTED OWL

Baby owl hangs undetected on Kentucky family’s Christmas tree for 4 days before spotted by cleaner

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

IT WAS IN THE DAIRY AISLE

ISS astronauts find tomato that was lost in space for 8 months

(Thanks to MOTW, who says "Soon to be a motion picture: Lost In Space: the Ketchup Chronicles")

WE'RE WONDERING WHAT PERCENTAGE THE CHIMPS GET

Paintings made by chimps selling for as much as $10,000 at Miami's Art Basel

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

FOR AN ADDITIONAL CHARGE THEY'LL SPIT IN YOUR FOOD

A Japanese izakaya bar has come under fire for offering patrons the rather controversial service of being slapped on their faces before having their meals served.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THEN IT DIED OF A HEART ATTACK

A plane fueled by fat and sugar has crossed the Atlantic Ocean

(Thanks to B&C)

GUYS IN ACTION

California deer statue vandal revealed as amorous buck

(Thanks to John Lobert and Peter Metrinko)

HE WAS DELICIOUS

New Jersey police chase down pig named Albert Einswine

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Little girl 'batters Elf on the Shelf to death' in toilet roll prank gone wrong

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE'RE NOT SURE WE WOULD WANT THIS WOMAN PREPARING OUR FOOD

Woman Who Threw a Burrito Bowl at Chipotle Staffer Was Just Sentenced to Working at a Fast Food Restaurant

(Thanks to MOTW, Barry Nester, B&C, Rick Day, Matt Filar and Laura)

IN OTHER WORDS, LIKE ZOOM

Interstellar astronauts would face years-long communication delays due to time dilation

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

HEY! THAT'S *OUR* LINE!

France on 'high' alert for bird flu after new cases detected

(Thanks to John W)

THAT'LL TEACH HER

A man and a woman are each facing charges after they got into a physical fight that led to the man shooting himself in the foot, police say.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

 
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