Dave Barry's Blog

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER WRENCH

World record hex nut soon to be ready in Texas

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

We finally know how tardigrades mate

(Thanks to EricY)

'TO PROMOTE A SPONSORSHIP WITH A WALLET COMPANY'

A 30-year-old YouTube creator and former Olympic athlete was sentenced Monday to six months in federal prison for staging a small plane crash for social media clicks.

(Thanks to Ron T)

HOW DARE THEY

MTA banning booze on commuter rail as SantaCon staggers into city

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Why not shred the Constitution and be done with it?")

FLORIDAAAAAAAA

Clearwater man arrested while wearing ‘I just got out of prison’ T-shirt

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE

Loud fart sound erupts during John Kerry’s speech at climate panel

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Related: Lightning Goalie Loses It When Loud Fart Interrupts His Press Scrum

(Thanks to Ron T)

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Inflatable Santa Claus gunned down in Kentucky drive-by shooting

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Woman arrested for shoplifting during ‘Shop with a Cop’ event

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark and Geoff Scott)

THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Husband Linked To Domestic Sausage Battery

(Thanks to Ralph, Buck Nekkid, Barry Nester Al Barkafski and Michael Parry)

WE HOPE IT’S A SQUIRREL

College football bowl game to debut first-ever edible mascot to be eaten by players

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT NEEDED TO RENEW ITS FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

Greasy Yet Adorable Mole Resurfaces After Hiding Out For 8 Decades

(Thanks to Barry Nester)