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FALL IN FLORIDA

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Woman hurls clothes over sixth-floor NYC balcony after boyfriend caught cheating: video

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

AND IN SPORTS

Dr Pepper Awards Two $100,000 Scholarships to Correct Halftime Blunder

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

UNTIL NOW IT WAS ONLY A DREAM

You could own the world’s largest pheasant

(Thanks to Ralph)

THE COMMENTS

They're still not working. Judi, despite being fired, has tried various things that sometimes fix the problem but so far they have not worked. She has also reached out to TypePad, which feels like appealing to the Wizard of Oz. We apologize for the fact that you cannot comment. If you feel your comments backing up internally, you could try relieving the pressure by speaking directly to another human, although we do not advise this.

HALLELUJAH, DUDE

Massive marijuana grow operation with ‘booby traps’ discovered in Tennessee church

(Thanks to Bill Carver and Doug Ogg, who says "Lord, lift us higher.")

SO THEY CAN WRITE?

...ecologists at Mexico’s National Autonomous University are giving the public the chance to virtually adopt an axolotl. For $30, $180 or $360, donors can choose the sex, age and name of the little buddy they get to call theirs for a month, six months or a year, respectively. The axolotls stay in Mexico, but donors receive an adoption kit with an infographic, the axolotl’s identification card, a certificate of adoption and a personalized thank-you letter.

(Thanks to The Perts)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Kangaroo escapes Ontario zoo during overnight stay

(Thanks to B&C, Doug Ogg and The Perts)

LET'S START A GOFUNDME

Jeff Bezos’ Giant Yacht Is Apparently Too Big to Anchor Near Others in Florida

(Thanks to Steve K.)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hello Dave,

I'm reaching out again to check if you were able to review my previous email.