Dave Barry's Blog

THE COMMENTS

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JUST COFFEE FOR US, THANKS

You can now get breakfast cereal that tastes like a full English fry-up

(Thanks to John Lobert)

BOLO

Police Cast a Dragnet for 10,000 Stolen Doughnuts

(Thanks to Alkali Bill, Jeff Meyerson and Steve K.)

THIS JUST IN

“We are presenting this [orgasm] data in a way that has never been done before and we’re really excited to share it with the world.”

(Thanks to wiredog)