Dave Barry's Blog

O THE HUMANITY

Crash covers Ohio highway in chocolate and caramel

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "We're gonna need more vanilla ice cream.") 

ALL HAIL KAILASA

Paraguay official resigns after signing agreement with fictional country

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

You better watch out.

(Thanks to EricY)

CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

A new fake Toonie has emerged in Quebec, Ontario: Here’s how you spot it

(Thanks to The Perts)

We didn't even know there was a real Toonie.

SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT

A Florida man has amassed a collection of 2,467 copies of 1997 film Titanic on VHS -- and he is aiming for 1 million.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Finally: a Florida Man story that isn't bizarre.")

NOW WITH ADDED HAIRNETS!

Scores of protein bars were recalled Wednesday after customers found multiple foreign objects — including hairnets — in their snacks.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND TWO VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Lobster caught in Maine has two colors and two sexes

(Thanks to GJ)

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF GOVERNMENT ID THEY CARRY

Mystery Mexican aliens are 'definitely not human' and have 30% DNA of 'unknown species'

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, Barry Nester and Buck Nekkid)

FOR STARTERS, IT'S NOT FLAT ENOUGH

Kansas will redesign its planned 2024 license plate after hundreds of people complained it doesn’t represent the state

(Thanks to The Perts)