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November 14, 2023

WHEW

Black hole breakthrough as scientists reveal it IS possible to survive spaghettification

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

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"spaghettification" : New promo for Olive Garden.

Usually it's just my necktie that doesn't survive.

When I was in college, the police raided a local movie house. It was a vice raid and the theater was chosen because it was showing the 'pornographic' film, Disney's Black Hole.

What about macaronification?

I once caught spaghettification from a pastatute!

What about meatballification?

Isn't this what they used to call string theory?

Paging Chef Boyardee.

raviolism

Please let us know when Dr Jakob van de Eijnden intends to test this theory.

I'll need to order extra popcorn.

But what of lasagnafaction?

What ever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Some people are tortellini into these pastabilities but I cannelloni take so much.

I'm afraid to ask about linguinefication.

So scientists now theorize that a black hole can have a prolapse?

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