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November 22, 2023
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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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...and the other half surveyed are liars.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | November 22, 2023 at 04:26 PM
Never eat anything bigger than your head.
Posted by: cfjk | November 22, 2023 at 05:00 PM
One thin mint...
Posted by: Fatty Arbuckle | November 22, 2023 at 05:00 PM
I guess they are referring to the upper half of 'mericans, like where the mouth is. The lower half is what handles what the upper half ingested, pretty much. But you knew that.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | November 22, 2023 at 07:42 PM
Seeing that the "lower" brain is currently running things, I'm not surprised.
Posted by: anthony hight stewart | November 23, 2023 at 09:36 AM
The other half are just to full to speak.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | November 24, 2023 at 10:33 AM