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They're not exactly good spokesmen for AARP, since the fact they're doing this means they're not retired.
Posted by: Rod | November 22, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Wow. Mick's only a year younger than President Biden.
Got better moves though.
Posted by: wiredog | November 22, 2023 at 10:31 AM
Still working at 80. I guess they're all just a 'Beast of Burden'.
Posted by: LeDud | November 22, 2023 at 10:50 AM
I guess the frog whose dad is a rolling stone had his credit line revoked?
Posted by: Patty Whack | November 22, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Many more artists representative of the entire British Invasion now sponsored by AARP. Bands include, The Dave Clark Two, Gerry is wearing the Pacemaker, Manfred Old Man, Peter without Gordon, Herman's Hermit, Crusty Springfield, The Slinks and many more. Well, not that many.
Posted by: man tom | November 22, 2023 at 11:11 AM
So they must have been motivated by the life insurance discount?
Posted by: cfjk | November 22, 2023 at 11:13 AM
The Official AARP Stones Tour Color...
Posted by: She's so cold... cuz she's dead! | November 22, 2023 at 11:47 AM
I still have my "Still Younger Than Keith Tour" Rock Bottom Remainders T-shirt, so...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 22, 2023 at 02:08 PM
The Cremation Society missed a perfectly good promo opportunity.
Posted by: Clankie | November 22, 2023 at 02:29 PM
Shouldn't they hire somebody to constantly monitor for moss?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | November 22, 2023 at 03:22 PM
Mick can still get down, he just can't get back up again.
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 22, 2023 at 05:23 PM
This is where Dave says "I swear I'm not making this up".
Posted by: Virtual User | November 22, 2023 at 08:18 PM
And they talk about sexual dysfunction from Deep Space trips ...
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | November 22, 2023 at 08:18 PM
Gonna be a mess when the crowd lights up all their catheter bags.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 22, 2023 at 09:21 PM