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I hope that they can go to good homes where they can live out their days with their new friends
I also hope to program a Chuck to deliver my eulogy
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 20, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Wait! Are you telling me those bands weren't real?
Posted by: JG | November 20, 2023 at 12:08 PM
The Day the Music Died!!!
Posted by: Jason 'American Pie' Biggs | November 20, 2023 at 12:18 PM
Does this mean that Chucky's kitchen food prep is going robotic?
Posted by: cfjk | November 20, 2023 at 12:32 PM
To be replaced by the Blues Brothers band inside a cage of chicken wire.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 20, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Replace the band stage with a shooting gallery.
BYOG* Night is every night.
*Bring Your Own Gun
Posted by: Slim Chance | November 20, 2023 at 03:01 PM
In the future Chuck E.'s will be headlined by Cher and Barry M.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 20, 2023 at 03:08 PM
Waffle House will still have martial arts.
Posted by: Alkali Bill | November 20, 2023 at 03:25 PM
Thus violating the first rule of Fight Club...
Posted by: From Allen at Division: | November 20, 2023 at 03:28 PM
Making room for the octagons?
Posted by: Rod | November 20, 2023 at 04:37 PM
Patrons of the arts have gone into mourning.
Posted by: Clankie | November 20, 2023 at 05:11 PM
Woo hoo! More room for fightin'!
Posted by: Ed. | November 20, 2023 at 05:53 PM
So does that mean they are going to drop the middle 'E'? By the way, what did/does the 'E' stand for? And Chuck becomes Charles?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | November 20, 2023 at 11:41 PM
Pullet -- The E is for Entertainment
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | November 21, 2023 at 10:16 AM
I just saw "Five Nights at Freddy's". And they are removing the animatronic figures from Chuck E. Cheese. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Art VanDelay | November 21, 2023 at 03:46 PM
A lonely world grieves...except in L.A.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | November 21, 2023 at 03:57 PM