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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
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"How can I help me."
"Are you here in America?"
"No, I am in my kitchen."
"What's all that noise I'm hearing?"
"My wife was just bitten by a cobra and there is smelling."
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"I want an immediate credit of $7000 from Subway."
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Posted by: man tom | November 22, 2023 at 10:22 AM
I hope the delivery person at least stayed for the whole weekend.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | November 22, 2023 at 10:44 AM
It's OK, as long as she got her Submarine Captain card stamped. After 24 stamps, you get a free sub.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | November 22, 2023 at 12:14 PM
Must have been great service. I never, ever tip more than $ 1,000 for a sandwich.
Posted by: Clankie | November 22, 2023 at 02:31 PM