« Previous | Main | Next »

November 30, 2023

OBJECTION

Ohio attorney suspended for tossing poop-filled Pringles can

(Thanks to Gregory Snow, Charles Cates, GJ and Andrew Mendez, who says "I thought this was a free country.")

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

The attorney claimed he was not targeting anyone but had a habit of defecating in Pringles cans and randomly throwing them from his car as he drove. In that case sir...

Brings to mind my assertion of what is another definition of 'constipation'? Answer: Retaining a lawyer.

THe Monkeys are going to have to up their game

Once you pop, the fumes don't stop.

At least he wasn't picking his nose. That's disgusting.

How were the contents of this can different from the usual stuff found in a Pringles can?

There's nothing lower than a Pringle Poop Passer. (PPP)

CA lawmakers welcomes any attorney who has a habit of defecating in Pringles can and randomly throwing them from their car as they drive. Lawmakers would like to put out this additional message, "bring us your prostitutes."

The question is how could he tell the difference.

It's recycled Pringles Greta, so try it, you'll like it.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise