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November 22, 2023
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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There really was a fly in his soup.
Posted by: Rod | November 22, 2023 at 10:21 AM
"fully intact"
Does that mean the fly hadn't been fixed yet?
Posted by: Dr Dolittle | November 22, 2023 at 10:26 AM
Guess he didn't follow the directions to drink the 200 gallons of Movi-Prep: The Nuclear Laxative the way Dave did. You can bet there aren't any flies in Mr Barry's colon!
Posted by: wiredog | November 22, 2023 at 10:28 AM
The fly was found to hold a new record number of teeth in it's mouth: 38.
Posted by: man tom | November 22, 2023 at 10:28 AM
Bringing tinnitus to the next level?
Posted by: Uranus | November 22, 2023 at 10:46 AM
The fly produced a valid FL license and thus was able to continue his journey to Miami.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | November 22, 2023 at 02:01 PM
The doctor also noticed the patient's fly was open.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | November 22, 2023 at 08:26 PM