MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

4:38 a.m. A man was fearful that the Jehovah’s Witnesses were after him.

9:33 a.m. A man was banned from entering a church after he mooned someone during a service.

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Maybe they were after him!

As for the mooner, go figure, right?

[Not My Usual Alias]

I would also note that the police detained a newspaper delivery person

[cfjk]

The bad news is that the JWs are after everybody and there is no good news.

[Elaine Benes]

In his defense, he thought it was an orthodox church that works on a lunar calendar celebrating the feast of Uranus.

[Rod]

Since few people even know what a newspaper is any more, I guess somebody delivering them would seem pretty suspicious.

And the Jehovah's Witnesses WERE after him, of course....

[Ass-kin' For A Friend]

Isn't the Moonies' Church in South Korea...