LOOKING FOR A VERY SPECIAL HOLIDAY DECORATION?
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November 20, 2023
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
Isn't this meant to be a decoration for Halloween?
Posted by: cfjk | November 20, 2023 at 11:05 AM
No, thank you.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | November 20, 2023 at 11:06 AM
Dave has lost his elf-control!
Posted by: You’ve got to pull your-elf together. | November 20, 2023 at 11:17 AM
Look no further? Heck, I wish I hadn't even looked this far.
Posted by: padraig | November 20, 2023 at 11:30 AM
Please note: this item will ship on or around 12/8. Please note that any items ordered alongside this will ship separately.
Forty bucks? Shipping and taxes calculated at checkout. If the total is under *FIFTY DOLLARS* there is still time to fit this into Holiday Gift Guide.
*If you are ordering, splurge and order up a bottle or two of the 1926 Scotch.
Posted by: man tom | November 20, 2023 at 11:55 AM
It’s uncanny how a face made of plastic can look so life-like and realistic! Oh, right.
Posted by: Dr. Pangloss | November 20, 2023 at 11:58 AM
Snitches get stiches.
Posted by: Florida Man | November 20, 2023 at 12:16 PM
OMG! You can't tell me that this website doesn't violate ALL the Geneva Conventions.
Posted by: The Ghost of nursecindy | November 20, 2023 at 03:06 PM
A Barry Manilow rubber duck?
Nah! Dave needs the Barry Manilow pillow case, if he doesn't already have one.
Posted by: PirateBoy, Still a Fanilow | November 20, 2023 at 03:31 PM
$ 39.99
The ravages of inflation are becoming more and more apparent.
Posted by: Clankie | November 20, 2023 at 05:15 PM