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November 17, 2023


“The defendant was observed defecating on a deceased opossum with his pants lowered and his anal region exposed.”

(Thanks to Ralph)


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"You must have hated this possum."

Why did the possum have his pants lowered and his anal region exposed?

1. Defecating is not a "lewd act."

2. At least he didn't perform a lewd act on the opossum.

As a PERRY MASON fan, I wonder how he and Paul Drake would handle this case?

Perhaps the animal was only playing possum and he was trying to cure it from Crones disease?

Pants down with backside exposure, so you're saying the possum was a rapper?

I drive right by that intersection on my way home from work (and used to live just down the street). I always miss all the good stuff.

On a related topic, what is the difference between a possum and an opossum?

@the squirrel whisperer

Possum or Opossum?

How else can you defecate without lowering your pants and exposing your anal region?

Another Dead Possum???

...which made him late for his Mensa meeting.

@TRB Where do yo think the phrase "It's an inside job" was coined from?

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