IT DOESN'T GET MORE FLORIDA THAN THIS

“The defendant was observed defecating on a deceased opossum with his pants lowered and his anal region exposed.”

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[Arthur Bach]

"You must have hated this possum."

[Steve B]

Why did the possum have his pants lowered and his anal region exposed?

[Jeff Meyerson]

1. Defecating is not a "lewd act."

2. At least he didn't perform a lewd act on the opossum.

[LeDud]

As a PERRY MASON fan, I wonder how he and Paul Drake would handle this case?

[Florida Man]

Perhaps the animal was only playing possum and he was trying to cure it from Crones disease?

[cfjk]

Pants down with backside exposure, so you're saying the possum was a rapper?

[Ubetcha]

I drive right by that intersection on my way home from work (and used to live just down the street). I always miss all the good stuff.

[The Squirrel Whisperer]

On a related topic, what is the difference between a possum and an opossum?

[Pogo]

@the squirrel whisperer

Possum or Opossum?

[The Real Barry]

How else can you defecate without lowering your pants and exposing your anal region?

[Florida Roadkill]

Another Dead Possum???

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

...which made him late for his Mensa meeting.

[cfjk]

@TRB Where do yo think the phrase "It's an inside job" was coined from?