GUESS THE STATE
Woman Asks Cops Not To Seize Her Adult Toy
(Thanks to Michael Parry, Barry Nester, Buck Nekkid, John Lobert and Al Barkafski)
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November 26, 2023
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As is her constitutional right to life, liberty, & happiness.
Posted by: the ghost of Ben Franklin | November 26, 2023 at 06:48 PM
Can you frisk me first???
Posted by: Vye Brator | November 26, 2023 at 08:21 PM
I see a broadway musical based on this heartrendering story.
Posted by: LeDud | November 26, 2023 at 09:07 PM
Why would the cops seize her Legos?
Posted by: wiredog | November 27, 2023 at 05:36 AM
I don’t know how things are done in Florida, but around these parts her lawyer would get her off.
Posted by: Dr. Pangloss | November 27, 2023 at 07:44 AM
Let's see if "Don't take my dildo" enters the cultural zeitgeist to the degree that "Don't tase me, bro!" once did. (Filing a copy in the Apocalypse Update folder.)
Posted by: ripleysparrow | November 27, 2023 at 08:36 AM
I saw Melissa's Dildo open for (no, not Bananarama) Rhianna.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 27, 2023 at 10:41 AM
"Leave the dildo. Take the cannoli."
Posted by: Clemenza | November 27, 2023 at 06:04 PM