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November 26, 2023


Woman Asks Cops Not To Seize Her Adult Toy

(Thanks to Michael Parry, Barry Nester, Buck Nekkid, John Lobert and Al Barkafski)


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As is her constitutional right to life, liberty, & happiness.

Can you frisk me first???

I see a broadway musical based on this heartrendering story.

Why would the cops seize her Legos?

I don’t know how things are done in Florida, but around these parts her lawyer would get her off.

Let's see if "Don't take my dildo" enters the cultural zeitgeist to the degree that "Don't tase me, bro!" once did. (Filing a copy in the Apocalypse Update folder.)

I saw Melissa's Dildo open for (no, not Bananarama) Rhianna.

"Leave the dildo. Take the cannoli."

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