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November 29, 2023


Venomous snake rescued from energy drink can

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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Great. A killer snake with lots of energy. What could go wrong?

I've never seen a porta-potty that uses energy drinks.

Rockstar - it gives you fangs!

@Ron: That would be "Red Bull gives you faaaaaangs!"

But, but... it wasn't a Red Bull, it was a Rockstar!

Of course, Down Under, Red Bull is probably marketed as Red Spider or something. :P

"G'day, Aussie Snake Rescue! Your snake is important to us! Press one for venomous, two for constrictor, or three for just really bloody large!"

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