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November 07, 2023

ATTENTION SCREENWRITERS:

‘Cocaine Sharks’ May Be Feasting On Dumped Drugs Off The Florida Coast

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

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Rehab centers could be set up at abandoned killer whale pools at SeaWorld.

Nothing sadder than seeing a homeless shark living in a cardboard box on the ocean floor panhandling for chum.

We're gonna need a bigger line.

And the dolphins are into it too by snorting with their blow holes.

Migrating ducks were seen with their rolled up bills taking a toot. They prefer quack cocaine.

Snork @ Elaine

You can bet this is one group the dealers will never cheat.

Of course this is too preposterous to be made into a movie. I mean, that Cocaine Bear movie hardly made any money, did it?

Whole new meaning to "Jumping the Shark".

Dave Barry on the oddities of swamplife ahead of his appearance in this year's Miami Book Fair. Courtesy of WLRN

I'm starting to think my behavior may be a result of something I ate.

It's not every day you get a property that can serve as a sequel to "Cocaine Bear" and "Sharknado" at the same time.

I didn't know cocaine was loaded with glutens.

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