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November 07, 2023

AS IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO BE DEPRESSED ABOUT

Drunk Grizzly Bears Keep Getting Killed By Trains

(Thanks to Barry [Ha!] Nester)

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Hey, Boo-Boo! >thud<

This is why there needs to be a three beer per bear limit in the dining car.

I think I saw a "Nuke the Whales" bumper sticker on one of those trains.

This is why grissly bear brides should just go with a short veil.

I like the line:
the coffers are greased with the blood of dead bears

The simple solution would be to put up a goal line. Bears wouldn't come within 25 yards of it

YOGI! LOOK OUT!!!

Ol' Buddy Bear should have taken the hint from God's Own Drunk.

I see no solution until the bears admit they have a problem. That's always the first step to sobriety.

@NMUA - warn a sister with a swallow alert. I nearly spewed on my monitor when I read that.
@LeDud - bravo, sir

Steam locomotives used to have a "cowcatcher" attached to the front, to clear cattle from the track. Pickup trucks in Australia have "roo bars" to clear away kangaroos. Why can't Montana trains have "bearbouncers"?

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