ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

An ex-con with a lengthy rap sheet who is prohibited from carrying a handgun had a Smith & Wesson pistol stashed in his rectum when he was booked into jail early this morning, according to an Indiana police report.

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid, Emily, Leslie and w and Frank)

Comments

[MOTW]

SIGH .. nursecindy would've had something really good to say about this idiot.

[The Real Barry]

A handgun is a gun that you hold in your hand. This was no handgun!

[wiredog]

I think this is where Mad Eye Moody got the idea for people blowing their butts off with improperly stored wands...

[LeDud]

"There...butt for the Grace of God go I...."

[padraig]

If he was going to use it to defend his virtue while he's in jail, I have to think that ship has sailed.

[Lucky Jack]

I don't always carry concealed but when I do, it's never in my rectum.

[padraig]

MOTW, I agree. I still feel a phantom dope slap after particularly egregious posts.

[Rod]

His inspiration:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWbt28z96co

[cfjk]

In his defense, he was just trying to intimidate the gerbils.

[Michael]

"That's not mine!".

[man tom]

I was pretty young, but I remember him.

[Mike P.]

In my defense, Mother doesn't allow me to carry a weapon.

[ChrisinVa]

"I have no idea how that got there."

[Rrobr]

Ouch ouch ouch ouch