Dave Barry's Blog

COOL BUGGY, DUDE

Inside the booming business of Amish cannabis farmers

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

NEVER MIX ALCOHOL AND CHINESE FOOD

Man didn’t know he had chopsticks lodged in his brain for five months

(Thanks to Annette, Michael Parry, John Lobert, Buck Nekkid and Michael Parry)

AND IN SPORTS

‘I have frozen my penis,’ says Swedish cross-country skier Calle Halfvarsson after racing in icy temperatures

(Thanks to Steve K, Buck Nekkid and GJ)

NEBRASKA: STATE OF ROMANCE

Woman Bags Marriage Proposal Shortly After Killing Big Buck

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Romance may not be dead, but the buck wasn’t so lucky.")

AN ANCIENT TRADITION

Rescue beaver makes Christmas dam in house

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

THERE’S ALSO — REALLY — A ‘MENORAH-BASA’

Back Mountain artist creates 'kielbasa' themed Christmas cards

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

ALERT LEVEL: HIGHEST

Ridley Scott Tells Off French Critics Who Dislike ‘Napoleon’: ‘The French Don’t Even Like Themselves’

(Thanks to Ralph)