Dave Barry's Blog

STAY CLASSY, AIR TRAVELERS

A woman has drawn screams from her fellow passengers after pulling down her clothes and threatening to urinate in the aisle of a plane.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

TAKE A BOO... WE MEAN, TAKE A BOW, PHILLY

NFL players decide most annoying fan bases in anonymous poll

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

Disneyland streaker arrested after wandering around ‘It’s a Small World’ ride'

(Thanks to Miss Sophie Barry)

THANKSGIVING IS OVER, PEOPLE

Time to untangle those holiday lights.

SNOBS

Aliens Are Out There — But They Probably Don’t Care About Us

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

AND IN SPORTS

UK wins Japan’s first world championship of competitive rubbish collection

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

BOLO II

Doorbell camera captures robot vacuum's escape

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

BOLO

World's largest iceberg breaks free

(Thanks to Robert Moats and EricY)

DON'T TELL OREGON

Near 60-foot razorback whale washes up on Copalis Beach Airport runway

(Thanks to Ralph)

REST EASY, GEORGIA

Pet kangaroo captured safely after escape in Georgia

(Thanks to Steve Bradford, who says "bet the squirrels turned him in.")