Dave Barry's Blog

NEED A CLASSY GIFT FOR A SPECIAL GUY?

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(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet and John Lobert)

GUESS THE STATE

Woman Asks Cops Not To Seize Her Adult Toy

(Thanks to Michael Parry, Barry Nester, Buck Nekkid, John Lobert and Al Barkafski)

AND THEY COULD HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Dinosaurs could exist on alien planets, study claims

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

UPDATE

Relief in Netherlands as 'escaped' mamba never left home

(Thanks to EricY, who says "Notify France to stand down.")

POISED?

Medicinal leeches poised for comeback in Scottish Highlands

(Thanks to The Perts)

EVERYBODY GET INDOORS

‘What the heck is going on?’ Extremely high-energy particle detected falling to Earth

(Thanks to The Perts)

$2 MILLION DOESN'T BUY AS MUCH FOUNTAIN AS IT USED TO

New $2 Million Water Fountain in Vienna Slammed as World’s Ugliest

(Thanks to Ralph)

Somewhere a preschool is missing a bunch of clay.

'THE COMPANY HAS ACKNOWLEDGED TO PASSENGERS THAT IT HAS NO SHIP'

The three-year cruise is canceled

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

TRYING TO CATCH THE EXPRESS TRAIN TO FLORIDA

Driver arrested after SUV jumps curb, gets jammed inside NYC subway station entrance

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Barry Nester)

CANADA PLUNGES EVEN DEEPER INTO ANARCHY

First a chicken on the subway, now a deer at Union Station — Toronto transit riders saw plenty of animal disruptions this week

(Thanks to B&C)