Dave Barry's Blog

CANADA: THE NIGHTMARE NEXT DOOR

A population of hard-to-eradicate ‘super pigs’ in Canada is threatening to invade the US

(Thanks to Barry Nester, Alkali Bill and Charles Cates)

WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED

Half of Americans admit to overeating during the holiday season

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Only half?

HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Deep space astronauts may be prone to erectile dysfunction, study finds

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Annette)

IT HAD FALLEN BETWEEN THE SOFA CUSHIONS

'Missing' blob of water predicted to be in the Atlantic finally found

(Thanks to EricY)

THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Florida man throws package of Oreos at wife while arguing over empty coffee maker

(Thanks to EricY)

THE 'HELL ON WALKERS' TOUR

The Rolling Stones are hitting the road next year on a tour sponsored by AARP

(Thanks to EricY)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Australian scientists have created the world’s smallest moustache

(Thanks to MAC)

NEEDLESS TO SAY IT PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Police find hair sticking out of vehicle's trunk belonged to mannequin

(Thanks to John Lobert)

EXTREMELY HARD PASS

Your Thanksgiving Alligator Is Ready for Pickup

(Thanks to Ralph)

'NURSE, HAND ME THE SWATTER'

Mystery as fully intact fly is found buzzing around inside a Missouri man's INTESTINES during a routine colonoscopy

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

OOPS

A Georgia woman accidentally tipped more than $7,000 for a Subway sandwich

(Thanks to GJ)