Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN CANADIAN SPORTS

Moose fight destroys women's yard

(Thanks to The Perts)

YOU *ASSUME* IT'S A TRANSLATION BLUNDER

Airline serves ‘dog food’ to business class passengers in translation blunder

(Thanks to Joe in Japan)

THERE IS NO HIGHER HONOR

(Thanks to ubetcha)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Police in Wisconsin released video of their pursuit of a suspect involved in a stolen car chase who was ultimately found in an overturned porta potty at a golf course.

(Thanks to Robert Moats, Buck Nekkid, Barry Nester, Ron T, Jay Brandes, Robert Moats and EricY)

A CHERISHED HOLIDAY TRADITION

U.S. plumber bracing for 'Brown Friday' after Thanksgiving

(Thanks to John Lobert)

OOPS

Hundreds of small animals meant for adoption may have been frozen, fed to reptiles

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

SEND IT TO WASHINGTON?

How do you get rid of a beached whale before it explodes?

(Thanks to Doug Shedd and The Perts)