Dave Barry's Blog

CANADA PLUNGES EVEN DEEPER INTO ANARCHY

Unauthorized sandpiper statue in Dorchester ruffles feathers at council

(Thanks to Laura)

THEY CAN HELP YOU WATCH THE HALLMARK MOVIES

This company will pay you $2,500 to release cockroaches into your home

(Thanks to EricY)

IT DOESN'T GET MORE FLORIDA THAN THIS

“The defendant was observed defecating on a deceased opossum with his pants lowered and his anal region exposed.”

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN MOTOR SPORTS

Scottish ultra-marathon runner Joasia Zakrzewski banned for 12 months for using car during race

So that's against the rules?

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

AND EVERY SINGLE ONE HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

The Asian longhorned tick spreading across the US can clone itself thousands of times and even kill cattle

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

'THAT'S A NORMAL SIZED COIN. CANADIANS ARE JUST REALLY SMALL.'

Canada unveils a new coin.

(Thanks to Roberto)

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN, DUDE

Fans ask if Snoop Dogg is ‘OK’ after rap icon announces he’s ‘giving up smoke’ after talk with family

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Michael Parry)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

Police on B.C. island respond to reports of mysterious screaming — and find a 'sad goat'

(Thanks to Doug Ogg, Buck Nekkid and Ralph)

THE RISK ISN'T WORTH IT

Company will pay someone $2,000 to watch 12 Hallmark movies

(Thanks to John Lobert)