Dave Barry's Blog

YOUR BATHROOM COULD BE A GOLD MINE

BALENCIAGA IS SELLING A $925 TOWEL AS A SKIRT

(Thanks to John Lobert)

COCKATOOS: HAVE YOUR PAPERWORK IN ORDER

A cockatoo who spent three months detained at Heathrow Airport due to paperwork issues has finally been reunited with his owner.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Are they saying his Florida driver’s license wasn’t enough?")

CHINA: LAND OF ROMANCE

Wedding Photo Shredding Business Proves Big Hit in China

(Thanks to Ralph)

THAT WOULD DRIVE US TO DRINK

Dean McDermott blames Tori Spelling split on his drunken rages, her choice to have barn animals in bedroom

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

SOUNDS PRACTICAL!

A Nigerian woman spent 11 days creating a 1,152-foot, 5-inch long handmade wig that was certified as the longest in the world.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WAIT... IT'S NOT?

An American woman said she was shocked to discover that Alaska isn't actually an island

(Thanks to Robert Moats)