Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN GOLF

Angry cobra makes teeing off difficult for lady golfers

(Thanks to EricY, Ralph and Not My Usual Alias)

THERE IS NO HIGHER HONOR FOR A BEETLE

Beetle With Bottle Opener Genitalia Named After Carlsberg Beer

(Thanks to Roberto and Buck Nekkid)

'WE WANT TO CREATE A MEMORABLE EXPERIENCE'

Aldi is opening UK's first ever bottomless pigs in blankets restaurant

(Thanks to Roberto)

We saw Bottomless Pigs open for the Cowsills.

SOME ITEMS ARE TOO DISTURBING FOR EVEN THIS BLOG

This is one of them.

(Thanks to Steve Lodholz and Barry Nester)

CANADA: A NATION ON THE BRINK OF CHAOS

Three llamas on the loose in Ontario town

(Thanks to John Lobert)

YOU ARE NOW FREE TO... WHOAAA

Horse forces plane to make emergency landing after breaking free in cargo hold

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid, John Lobert, Robert Moats, EricY, MOTW, The Perts, Ann Farr, Jim Kenaston and Linda Schutjer)

AND IN SPORTS

Patrick Mahomes admits he’s worn the same pair of underwear for every game since his rookie year

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid, who asks "What's that smell?")

SO THEY'RE DOWN TO 75

Man sneezes into his trombone during concert

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

'NUMBERS-WISE, I KNEW I COULD BEAT THE RECORD'

Iowa man's 69,255 pencils earn Guinness World Records title

(Thanks to John Lobert)