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WHICH IS WHY THEY INVENTED PIZZA

Traces of cannabis in human bones suggest 17th-century Italians were recreational pot users

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

AND IN SPORTS

Human mattress dominoes world record broken in the Philippines

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

Teddy bear explosion in California parking lot leads to drug, weapons arrest

(Thanks to EricY)

THIS STUFF HAS A KICK, DUDE

Exploding marijuana-infused cider drinks recalled in Michigan

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)

THEY'LL STILL BE VALID IN FLORIDA

Hundreds of Michigan driver's licenses may be invalid after driving school suspended

(Thanks to wanderer2575)

OOPS

I went for surgery to remove my appendix — doctors took out the wrong organ

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

'I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE'

Couple's viral 'Taylor Swift Jar' has wife paying a quarter whenever she mentions the star

(Thanks to Ralph)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

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SEEMS LEGIT

Mother-of-two claims that she and her children regularly communicate with ALIENS - and says her kids know when extraterrestrials plan to 'show up' on Earth

(Thanks to Ralph)

IS IT DRAFTY IN HERE?

A plane took off from an airport near London with two missing windowpanes, a government agency said in a recently released report.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, Asher Scheiner, B&C and Steve K.)

MEN:

Do NOT click here.

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid, EricY and Linda Schutjer)

THAT, OR A BABY LOCH NESS MONSTER

Tiny 'alien' skeleton found in desert could be nocturnal humanoid that lived in a cave

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

CSI: CHHINDWARA DISTRICT

Booze-chugging rat busted by cops for drinking from 60 bottles of illegal alcohol

(Thanks to Ralph)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

"Apparently this turkey lives in the area."

(Thanks to The Perts)