ATTENTION SCREENWRITERS:
‘Cocaine Sharks’ May Be Feasting On Dumped Drugs Off The Florida Coast
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
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November 07, 2023
SHE FOUND NOTHING IN HER SIZE
Deer crashes through lingerie store in Michigan
(Thanks to John Lobert)
IT USES LESS FUEL BECAUSE IT DOES NOT ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, FLY
This Futuristic Lockheed 'Ring-Wing Plane' Uses Less Fuel Than Regular Aircraft
(Thanks to Rod Nunley)
WE'VE ALL DONE IT
GIVE THAT WOMAN A MEDAL
Parents welcome 14-pound baby, the largest on record since 2010
(Thanks to EricY and Al Barkafski)
AS IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO BE DEPRESSED ABOUT
Drunk Grizzly Bears Keep Getting Killed By Trains
(Thanks to Barry [Ha!] Nester)
DON'T MESS WITH THE TUBA PLAYER
Texas Southern band member punches heckler in the stands, continues playing
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
ADVISORY TO GRUBHUB CUSTOMERS:
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
IT'S ABOUT TIME
At least somebody is focusing on the real issues.
(Thanks to Ed Quinn)
'AS TIME HAS GONE ON, WE KEEP ADDING MORE AND MORE TANNERITE'
Wyoming Pumpkin King Explodes Gigantic 1,800 Pound Pumpkin
(Thanks to wiredog)
THIS JUST IN
Residents Outraged as Snow Penises Take Over Russia's Yekaterinburg
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)
MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY
WE ASSUME THEY'RE VENOMOUS
Australian Gin Is Infused with Green Ants for a Citrusy Flavor Boost
(Thanks to Ralph and Emily, Leslie and w)
THE GREAT LOO ROBBERY
4 men charged in theft of satirical golden toilet titled ‘America,’ at Churchill’s birthplace
(Thanks to Ralph, Ron T, Buck Nekkid, Lisa Aschkenasy and B&C)
We saw Satirical Toilet open for Sting.
FRANCE ETC.
Two kangaroos on the loose in Poland
(Thanks to John Lobert)
NOW SUPPLEMENTED WITH IRON!
Tyson recalls 30,000 pounds of chicken nuggets after metal pieces were found inside
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Steve K, who says "We're not gonna need all this ranch dip.")