Dave Barry's Blog

DAD DOESN'T NEED ANOTHER TIE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON

Dad needs this.

(Thanks to MOTW)

CRIMEFIGHTER GUYS IN ACTION

Ohio car theft suspect foiled by quick-thinking forklift operator who holds him 20 feet in the air

(Thanks to Michael Parry, who asks "Does this qualify as a flying car?")

A FLORIDA LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Naked man tussles with Las Vegas cop before stealing, crashing patrol car

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

People do poop, a lot, in ride lines at Disneyland and Disney World

(Thanks to Annette, and to Doug Ogg, who says "The Crappiest Place on Earth!")

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'

Police Begging People Not to Climb in Toilets After Woman Gets Stuck in Outhouse

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

FLORIDAAAAAAAA

Human skull found for sale in Florida thrift store’s Halloween section

(Thanks to GJ and Jay Brandes)

REMEMBER THE VIRAL VIDEO OF THE NYC SUBWAY PIZZA RAT?

Best Halloween Costume Ever.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

NOTHING MORE RELAXING THAN WAKING UP WITH A SNAPPING TURTLE IN YOUR SLEEPING BAG

The Shoal Tent Is a Floating Tent That Lets You Sleep on a Lake

(Thanks to Al Barkafski, who says "Yet another way to die while camping!")

THERE WERE HOT COALS EVERYWHERE

After Matthews potted his third of the night — which happened to knot the game at 4 a piece — hats and at least one brazier rained down onto the ice.

Whoa. A brazier.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

OF COURSE THEY MIGHT HAVE JUST MADE THIS STUDY UP

70% Of Workers Lie On Resumes, New Study Shows

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, who says "Only 70%?")