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November 03, 2023

THEY HAVE THEM; THEY JUST DON'T *WEAR* THEM

We thought starfish didn't have heads - we were wrong

(Thanks to Ron T)

SORRY, SIR, WE DON'T SERVE GRENADES

A luckless tourist from Azerbaijan found himself surrounded by armed police and ordered to the floor in Caís de Sodré, Lisbon, after a translation app he used to request help in a restaurant confused “pomegranate” with “grenade”.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

DEFINITELY THE MOST FLORIDA STORY OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Florida roofing company launches promotion offering an AR-15 and a turkey

(Thanks to EricY)

IT'S A MIRACLE THERE ARE ANY MALES LEFT

Hi, Dave,

Someone called this video "men being men," but I think one could also refer to it as "guys being guys."

Have a good one,

Marta

THANK GOD FOR RESEARCH

Rats may have power of imagination, research reveals

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE DON'T EVER WANT TO FIND OUT

Expert explains exactly what happens to your body when you give up coffee

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

GETTING OFF ON A TECHNICALITY

Man Accused of Masturbating in Target Claims It Was Dildo, Not His Actual Penis

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "In that case, sir...")

THE VERY DEFINITION OF NEWS

Man allegedly bites police dog in western Nebraska

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

WHOA

You thought your commute was bad? Kids have to walk on rope over alligator-infested river to school

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "I wonder if any of the kids have used the excuse 'An alligator ate my homework.")

WHAT CHOICE DID SHE HAVE?

Woman who missed flight runs onto tarmac to catch plane in dramatic footage

(Thanks to Frank, who says "This works in Cincinnati.")

AND IN SPORTS

50-YEAR-OLD MOTHER KNOCKS OUT HER SON’S 19-YEAR-OLD EX-GIRLFRIEND IN MMA FIGHT

(Thanks to Frank)

TO BOLDLY GO

Design revealed for space toilet with a view

(Thanks to John Lobert)

 
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