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October 22, 2023

WHY DON'T YOU ASK THEM?

Why are whales throwing seaweed on their heads?

(Thanks to GJ, who says "To hide from Oregon authorities?")

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It's the newest tic-toc challenge.

Because you will never see a whale coming at you in a kelp ghillie suit until it's too late.

Kelp!

It's the latest fashion. Haven't you seen the Shein ads?

Self kelp therapy?

Moby Dick beat me to it.

Singing...

I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty, and witty, and bright
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight

New Kelp-O-Dent is recommended by nine out of ten marine mammal oral care professionals..

I think they have all read Moby Dick or had it read to them so it is sort of a dress-up thing. The all envy Moby Dick who wore an Ahab. I took a date to my senior prom and she kinda looked like the whale in the photo in the article. I said "Blow me down." But she did not get it.

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