WHEREAS 'COPACABANA' COULD BE FATAL
How Queen’s ‘We Will Rock You’ could replace insulin injections for diabetics: study
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "I think I'll just stick myself with my insulin shots for the time being. If I play 'We Will Rock You' at 4 am when I wake up, I will be a dead man.")


On the plus side, it's not a suppository.
Posted by: Florida Man | October 24, 2023 at 01:18 PM
Gregorian Chant generally keeps my blood sugar levels reasonably low.
Posted by: Jim | October 24, 2023 at 02:10 PM
75 decibels, on the other hand, get people (and some pets) a bit testy at 4 am.
Coffee grinders are not appreciated
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 24, 2023 at 02:50 PM
Sugar Coma
Posted by: Jughead | October 24, 2023 at 05:36 PM
Hate to think what might happen if they played something by Disaster Area (from 37 miles away of course).
Posted by: MrX | October 24, 2023 at 06:19 PM
Wouldn't "Sugar Sugar" by the Archies be more appropriate?
Posted by: Eddie | October 25, 2023 at 09:15 AM
How about "Sweet Caroline"? The entire medical staff shouting "bum bum bum" on the chorus should do the trick.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 25, 2023 at 09:58 AM