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“But it’s still under warranty!!”
Posted by: Peter the Great | October 03, 2023 at 09:45 AM
Who'd have expected the Russians to provide quality customer service?
Posted by: Rod | October 03, 2023 at 10:01 AM
You have to give the manufacturer an "A" for helpfulness and an "F" for user authentication. Maybe a phone tree choice for captured weapons systems would help. 1000 rubles a minute for support calls.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | October 03, 2023 at 10:15 AM
Did he press " número dos " for Spanish ?
Posted by: Clankie | October 03, 2023 at 10:46 AM
So all those advertisements on TV about purchasing that extended warranty are pretty much true, so to speak. Was it Car Shield? Or maybe Tank Shield?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | October 03, 2023 at 10:57 AM
Tech support said "Da, defrag the hard drive."
Posted by: GJ | October 03, 2023 at 11:15 AM
They are a lot more helpful than TypePad
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | October 03, 2023 at 11:25 AM
"Your call may be monitored for targeting purposes."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | October 03, 2023 at 11:32 AM
This is Comrade Dogbert's Technical Support. How may I abuse you?
Posted by: MOTW | October 03, 2023 at 11:47 AM
Turn on your GPS, and as soon as you provide us with your coordinates, we will get back to you in a few.
Posted by: Born in the USSR | October 03, 2023 at 01:37 PM
Tanks for nothing? You're velcome.
Posted by: Kochevnik | October 03, 2023 at 02:22 PM
How about if the Russian Tank Road Warranty Service administrators parachuted in a 104-year old Russian babushka to provide onsite, in the field, repair service. "Comrades, eeeese pleasure to be service you. Give this old loving babushka a big hug."
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | October 03, 2023 at 04:14 PM