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Why Settling Mars Is a Terrible Idea

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, who says "Because it's freezing and you can't breathe?")

Comments

[Clankie]

The Beaver: " There's... like... radiation 'n stuff."

[man tom]

My interest in settling there is limited. I never cared much for Ray Watson.

[From Allen at Division:]

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as Hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you're dead...

[MOTW]

"by Kelly Weinersmith and Zach Weinersmith"

Well, if you can't trust a Weinersmith, who can you trust?

[the ghost of Yogi Berra]

Soon it'll be so crowded nobody will go there anymore.

[Rod]

The authors' name suggests they're more upscale hot dog makers than scientists.

[Marvin Martian]

The Illudium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator is waiting for you.

[ripleysparrow]

Are we talking candy or planets? Did Hershey put you up to this?

[Not My Usual Alias]

William Shatner made it look like a nice place to live on the recent show "Stars on Mars"

[Mike Smith]

Have you see the price of housing there?

[keith in tampa]

You'd get tired of human-poop potatoes pretty fast

[Ed.]

If we find indigenous Martians, we'll definitely send settlers. Just look at American history.

[Space Cowboy]

Life On Mars?

[Elaine Benes]

Blondie warned us about this years ago.

[Pullet Surprise]

Aren't these authors the guys that produce the Wienermobiles?

[Steverino]

The transportation there and back can get expensive. No discount airline flys there.