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You should stay home for Halloween due to lunar eclipse, astrologer warns
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "This is why we have astrologers.")
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Is that a Tobleron bar I see behind Uranus?
Posted by: remote viewer | October 29, 2023 at 09:13 AM
the eclipse is happening in Taurus, but I drive a Toyota, so it doesn't affect me.
Posted by: keith in tampa | October 29, 2023 at 10:48 AM
Ghosts don't believe in Astrology.
Posted by: Clankie | October 29, 2023 at 11:00 AM
It will be like you have 435 pounds of marijuana in the freight hold, but you are unaware of it.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | October 29, 2023 at 11:39 AM
I think this astrologer has already sampled a little too much witch's brew.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | October 29, 2023 at 11:50 AM
My favorite astrologer told me this "Tell your friend, Mr Dave Barry Manilow beware - I see Uranus is in prolapse and his perineum is in retrograde." Whatever that means.
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | October 29, 2023 at 07:14 PM
I see you went to the proctologist and he saw Uranus.
Posted by: Steverino | October 30, 2023 at 10:20 AM