TERRORISM IN TENNESSEE

“We had a massive, massive response to this location to find out it was a man who was trying to prevent his car from being dented,” Larry Flowers, Murfreesboro’s public safety public information officer, said.

(Thanks to EricY)

Comments

[Florida Man]

Next time, save yourself a lot of grief and call the OR Highway Dept.

[Rod]

It would have been funnier (and probably with no bomb scare) if he'd used boat fenders.