SOUNDS LEGIT

Hi Dave,

I know you don't usually finish reading emails, but I received this interesting and, yes, surprising note from a banker professor:

Hello,
With all due respect I know this message might come to you in utmost surprise. My name is Mr. Mark More, A banker by professor i have an abandoned sum of dollars in my office
Thanks
From. Mr. Mark More

(Thanks to Eric)

Comments

[Jeff Meyerson]

Sounds totally legit to me too. I think he's the "banker" (sic) who was holding my multi-million dollar inheritance in his Nigerian bank.

[ripleysparrow]

Does this professor hold scheduled office hours and where is his office, pray tell? I have questions about money and banking and such.

[Clankie]

You can't fool us. Who ever heard of a Nigerian Princess called Mark More ?

[Rod]

Since he has the abandoned sum of dollars in his office, you should offer to go and see it.

[LeDud]

Well I've heard that a business degree isn't what it used to be.

[wanderer2575]

Ironically, he's trying for more marks.

[Elaine Benes]

So a hooker died in his office?

[Steve (The 24 Guy)]

Banker Professor is a completely legit professional title. I was told that by my Accountant Plumber.

[Steverino]

I wonder if the banking professor was on the board of Silicon Valley Bank (SVB)?

[Florida Man]

He was just trying to show the hooker how to make bank but he couldn't raise his weapon and she gives no refunds for time spent.

[Eileen Fisher Tlush]

Aw, poor abandoned dollars. I'll adopt them.