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October 31, 2023

MEN:

Do NOT, repeat NOT, click here.

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

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If he was looking for a dose of reality, he nailed it.

He obviously doesn't understand the concept about nailing his girlfriend.

Can't wait to see what kind of bling he gets for the piercings.

If the voices told you to jump out, ...nevermind.

Imagine all the imaginary people
Livin' in my day

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And my testicles will be as one

Screw that!

Perhaps he was trying to build a scrotum pole.

He channeled the spirit of Balzac.

The "Imaginary Friend" ploy never gets old.

Is that you, Hannibal?

I'm on the web you see
you think that you are free
and no one else can see

I see you sitting there
you'd better just beware
and might just get a scare

I'm coming through the screen
I want to eat your spleen
in a soup tureen

you may think I'm just a voice
telling you that
you have a choice

I have a hammer here…

and some nails…

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