'I HAVE NOTHING TO DECLARE, GENTLEMEN'
Tourist caught by customs smuggling five litres of dog semen
(Thanks to Buck Nekkid, who says "He was ticketed for littering.")
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That's a lot of happy puches.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | October 31, 2023 at 10:09 AM
Ain't nothin' like the real thing baby!
Posted by: Lassie | October 31, 2023 at 10:30 AM
What's the legal limit?
Posted by: Clifford | October 31, 2023 at 10:34 AM
On the plus side, it wasn't found during a body cavity search.
Posted by: Florida Man | October 31, 2023 at 10:35 AM
No, no, I wanted seAmen from that seaport!
Posted by: The buyer | October 31, 2023 at 12:11 PM
5 liters is A LOT. Took a lot of happy dogs to produce that.
Posted by: Steverino | October 31, 2023 at 01:58 PM
It was for his personal use.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | October 31, 2023 at 02:10 PM
When dog semen is outlawed....only the criminals will have dog semen....
Posted by: LeDud | October 31, 2023 at 04:51 PM