I HAVE A GUB

The pharmacist technician who dealt with Mues said she didn’t realize the store was being robbed at first and kept asking him routine questions — while he kept telling her to read the note, according to Law & Crime.

(Thanks to Frank)

Comments

[MOTW]

I'm glad no one was hurt. Hope he gets the help he needs.
Maybe some writing classes.

[cfjk]

So his physician wrote his holdup note on a prescription pad?

[Newman]

One pill makes you larger and one pill makes you small...

[LeDud]

He reminds me of a master criminal in the movie classic AFTER THE FOX.

[man tom]

The bandit later wrote an apology letter that was included in his affidavit as follows:

It was not my intention to hurt anybody inside nor did I have a weapon on me.

I had tried on several occasions to break in gun stores, but unsuccessfully.

I burglarized a dozen or so homes but came up short finding a gun.

I spent all my money on liquid codeine and couldn't afford a ghost gun offered to me the day before.

I hope someday to repair the broken relationship with my mother who refused to let me borrow her gun.

Writer's enhancement: Unforgivable idiot.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Dude, you're 22. Why do you need Viagra?

[The Pharmacist]

"I'm sorry, Did you mean "this is AN armed robbery?"

"Yes."

"Well, say so, then. I'm afraid I'm going to have to mark you down for grammar. 65."

[Steverino]

FLORIDA!

[Judy]

He looks chagrined.