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October 30, 2023

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Czech President Petr Pavel knocked a soldier's hat off by accidentally striking him with a flagpole during a commemorative event in Prague.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

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Now eligible for promotion to qualified hat Czech attendant.

On the plus side, he gets to Czech that off his bucket list.

We'll break away and be right back with continual round-the- clock coverage of France's imminent surrender.

Off camera conversation between news desk hosts during the commercial break:

"I can't think of anything else to say, can you?"

"Yeah, we've been reporting this story non stop 24/7 for three weeks straight."

"How about show the video of the Czech President again and have the French ambassador to the United Nations on and ask if He would like to make their imminent surrender official right here live?"

"If we show that video one more time were gonna get more protestors outside."

"Yeah, Tom Brokaw would know what to do, tell them to ring him up, I saw him leading one of the protests on MSNBC."

"Yeah, He had his cell phone taking pictures of protestors dressed like French guys carrying AK47's."

"So much violence today. Try an secure an interview of the protestor with the AK."

"So, call today and see what a Reverse Mortgage can do for you."

"We're back, is that a real AK?"

At the next Czech military awards ceremony he will be awarded a Purple Hat.

You'll put his eye out!

It is said that, by this act, Pavel may have inadvertently conferred a title of Bohemian nobility upon the officer. This is all well and good, but they really need to have these ceremonies in a larger space from now on.

President Pavel has been transferred to Poleland which is just down the road.

It would have been a lot worse had he been wearing one of those Knipple bras.

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