DOG BITES MAN

Florida man finds iguana lurking inside his toilet bowl

(Thanks to Buck Nekkid)

This is old news.

Comments

[Florida Man]

That's NOT true, I would never refer to our lurkers (or the blog for that matter) in such terms, publicly.

[padraig]

Now when an iguana finds a Florida man lurking inside his lair, THAT will be news.

[Pullet Surprise]

I understand your first defense is to hold a mirror up in front of the iguana. They think it is a competitor suddenly in front of them. They go into an immediate defensive mode, Defcon 5 where they freeze. I cannot understand why they d this since they are equipped with protective coloration but have yet to see one in a white porcelain coloration. But if they figure that out, watch out cause they will be undetectable.

Another thing, if you think you dropped your cell phone upon rising from the toilet don't automatically reach into the bowl. "I checked the bowl before I flushed and saw this thing I thought was my cell phone. But it was an iguana lurking on me. I learned on the DBBlog that rabies is rampant in iguanas so I feel I was saved from getting rabies from a lurking iguana. Thanks, Dave."

[Steverino]

I didn't think iguanas slither.