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October 23, 2023

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hey David,

Could you point me to someone on your team that can

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...help me get my flying car off the ground.

Send it on to judi. She can

Dogbert's Technical Support .. How may I abuse you?

...can help me find redemption?

... that recipe for blowing up squirrels - like how much dynamite do you need? Ooops, I guess there is some information elsewhere on today's blog, so I will check that out.

By the way, how is judi doing at her new job with Coca Cola? I understand she still reads your books but she buys them at the thrift stores where they sell for about $1/pound. Just goes to show you can't put a price on good literature. Would that be nice of her to go thru your old tomes and give them a good edit scrub? I mean those books that came out early on when you only had an IBM electric typewriter with that correction tape feature on it. Say, is there some rule that you can only be awarded a Pulitzer Prize once in a lifetime? I mean are you making a run for a #2 to hang up on your wall. Just asking.

Doubtless Walter can handle it.

Most likely someone on the team who can listen to a sales pitch. This is beneath judi's considerable talents.

It's not polite to point.

Sure, this guy is an integral, well at minimum intrinsic as well as indispensable, member of the 'just don't' team.

He's vowed to eliminate hummus and replace it with guacamole.

Sorry, I'm unable to can.

My dear mother canned tomatoes, but she has unfortunately gone to the Great Cannery in the Sky.

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