AND IN KARDASHIANS

The reality television superstar was dressed in a skin-tight outfit with nipples protruding from beneath her clothes. But they weren’t her actual nipples; rather, those nipples were built into the new bra she’s putting on the market.

(Thanks to Frank)

Comments

[Meanie the Blue]

“I’m not a scientist.”

We believe you.

[Geo Clooney]

She got the idea from by Batman costume!

[Florida Man]

So if they're not real nipples what are they called? Pimpples? Nopples? Fauxpples? Brapples? Bripples? Focalpoints? Headlamp adjusters?

[Clankie]

With everything else we have to endure these days, do we have to endure fake nipples ?

[man tom]

I'm dazzled, uh impressed.

[Rod]

Florida Man, given her usual branding, they'd have to be Knipples.

I confess I'm old school; I prefer the real thing.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Kardashians can also be used as feed for pigs.

[Kim K.]

"Do these glasses make me look smarter?"

[Lucky Jack]

Paging Dylan Mulvaney.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

“Earth’s temperatures are getting hotter. The sea levels are rising. The ice sheets are shrinking...”

And Leon's getting LARGER!!

[Pullet Surprise]

Great. Now you can buy some underwear with the name something like 'High Beams on All The Time". Flatter any man thinking those high beams came on just for him.