Dave Barry's Blog

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28 years ago, a book club began reading one novel. It's finally reached the end

(Thanks to klezmerphan)

'PROBABLY'

This Vanilla Ice Cream Is Made With Recycled Plastic And It’s Probably Safe to Eat

(Thanks to Ron T)

JUST LET NATURE TAKE ITS COURSE, MEDICAL EXPERTS

Medical experts are sounding the alarm over a new bizarre TikTok trend that has people hitting themselves in the face with hammers in hopes it will make them more attractive.

(Thanks to Roberto)

RATIONAL *AND* SCIENTIFIC, PEOPLE

Loch Ness Monster's 'long neck and short head is spotted by rational and scientific' nurse

(Thanks to John Lobert)

NOW *THIS* IS FASHION

Paris Fashion Week 2023: Model dressed as giant furball gets lost on runway, crashes into crowd at Christian Cowan show

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and Ron T)

GO GRANNY GO

Chicago woman, 104, skydives from plane, aiming for record as the world’s oldest skydiver

(Thanks to EricY)

WHY THE OTHER SNAKE WAS ON SAFARI WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Nature enthusiast captures video of a snake eating another snake on safari

(Thanks to John Lobert)

CASE CLOSED

Loch Ness Monster expert claims he has 'baby Nessie' footage poking its head out

WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT?

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Please share this expert’s photo so that we can put this controversy to bed.")

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Woman drove with husband on hood of car in St. Louis County

(Thanks to William Falzone)

TRY TURNING IT OFF, THEN TURNING IT BACK ON

A Ukrainian Officer’s Captured Russian Tank Wasn’t Working. So He Called Tech Support—In Russia.

(Thanks to Ralph)

HARD (heh heh) PASS

Spider venom that causes excruciating erections could be the next Viagra

(Thanks to Rick Day)