Dave Barry's Blog

SIXTY YEARS OF SEMI-INTELLIGIBLE GREATNESS

'Louie Louie' marathon to feature 60-plus acts

(Thanks to Chris Houghton and Donna Jean Paterson)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS THIS BLOG DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi Dave, I realise you're busy so I'll get straight to the point.

THE COMMENTS

We know, we know. 

AND IN SPORTS

World Champs conker players must bake their nuts as they're too soft to play with

(Thanks to Annette)

NOT AS FAR AS THIS BLOG IS CONCERNED

Nope.

("Thanks" to EricY)

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Keeping ants as pets: Enthusiasts in Edmonton say it's becoming a thing

(Thanks to The Perts)

WHICH IS WHY IT COMES WITH A HANDLE

Scientists Disappointed to Find That Antimatter Falls When You Drop It

(Thanks to Annette)

WE SAW C.S.F. OPEN FOR AC/DC

Crocodile sex frenzy triggered by Chinook helicopters and thunder in central Queensland

Poetry: "...it's lighting a bonfire in the big bull's loins."

(Thanks to Jim Perth)